Monday, May 14, 2007

English 101

Because I cannot stand it anymore and it's really an ear sore!

1) I will _____ with her and get back to you.
a) discuss b) discussed c) discussing


2) Please grab a _____ so that you can sit and chat with me.
a) stool b) stood c) spoon


3) The dress is too long. I need to _____ it.
a) alter b) alternate c) amend


4) We need to have more _______ for this event.
a) enthusiasm b) enthuasm c) elephants


5) An octagon is an ______ - sided figure.
a) eight b) egg c) elbow


The answers are simple right? The (a)s are the correct answers.

Somehow, there are people (it could just as well be just one person la) who choose option (b)s, be it spoken or written. How that happens is beyond me.

Perhaps more interaction with this person(s) will help me assimilate and move into that mode. Afterall, I spend almost half my waking time with these people. Maybe then I can explain it to you the english how come liddat. hahahahha

9 comments:

miss ene said...

This reminds me of all those times I cringe whenever I heard people say "Melberm" (Melbourne) or "charge" (chart).

Urgh!

Shades of Pink said...

Oh!

Don't remind me about 'the next day morning' (Go figure!) and 'borrow me your pencil' (Whaddwwasdad?!!?!)

Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

what happened to ur 'nows adays'

CR

Purples said...

That person hasn't had the chance to use that word yet. Though I'm sure if he did, it would come out as "nowSadays".

Yesterday's one was quite champion..."I did TOLD her....."

Sigh.

Pearl said...

Wahaha ...
im not commenting doesnt mean im not reading...

He's really that bad aint he?

Purples said...

Oyster, to be fair, not all came from him. Some were from his boss (you know who I'm sure), who happens to also have pretty atrocious English. hahhaaha

Pearl said...

Wahaha i never knew ....kakaz...
i wonder how the egg can pronouce my name man...sure end up sounding not my name kakz

Anonymous said...

Purple, before you comment, reflect on your cheena!!!!

Purples said...

If you've been reading my posts, I have never claimed for my cheena to be good. In fact, I have acknowledged that it's just on paper that I get my distinctions for my cheena, but at least I can WRITE properly to get them 'A's, hor.

Anyway, if I had to choose between good english and good cheena, I would go for the former.

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