Monday, September 01, 2008

Why Cannot Hunt?

We were on our way to work this morning and it being a Monday morning, we were naturally hit with 'sian-ness'.

Purples: Damn sian hor, Monday?

RT: Ya. Tell me about it.

This was followed by a pause, and then he continued...

RT: Actually what's wrong with hunting for food ah? Why must work?

Purples: Hunt? Singapore got place for you to hunt meh?

RT: That's why la. Why they go and clear all the jungles and kampongs? Advancement very good meh?

Purples: Actually, hunt also quite fun la. But how come we cannot eat elephants ah?

RT: Hard to catch la.

Purples: Hard to catch meh? They so slow.

RT: No la. I think the meat not nice to eat. Very tough. But hor, hunt one elephant already can eat for the whole year.

Purples: Ya, but in those kampong conditions, you will have no fridge to store the meat.

RT: Hmmmm. True.

See what Mondays do to your brain? Total rubbish Monday morning conversation.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dun think its the Monday "sian-ness" but rather 2 really bo liao humans trying to make conversation :P

Anonymous said...

technically, RT will never use a phrase like "tell me about it"

haha


Chair Rocker

Anonymous said...

you can smoke the elephant meat, then you can store it for th year ahead!

Ms Anyhow

Shades of Pink said...

Wahahhahaa..

See buay boh liao lorrrr....

Eh, pass me the 'goods' for me to undertake the 'task'. Hurry up hor, I'm skipping town soon!

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