It's that rare time when that old friend comes back from UK.
So we had a dinner gathering at my place last night, just a few of us, to meet up and to celebrate his birthday as well.
As usual, we updated each other on the happenings in our lives, as well as reminisced on the past. Except that this time, the latter included me digging out our VJC year book to do a "Spot the Person" game. Of course, we had to get Mike and RT to do that, since they were the only ones who weren't from the class, and could unbiasedly pick out the before and after pictures.
And of course, to unbiasedly comment if this particular person was p.r.e.t.t.y.
Hmmm. We all pretty much looked the same, you know. I mean, you would easily spot us in a picture dated 15 years back. But this particular one, Lin and I just couldn't do it,. Neither could Mike. RT took awhile, and then decided to spot by lip shape, which he did successfully.
The transformation was a.m.a.z.i.n.g.
The power of u.p.g.r.a.d.i.n.g
But I somehow don't seem to be able to get that drastic upgrade effect. Why ah?
Ok, so much for upgrading. We went on to talk about the much debated mother tongue issue. Funnily, 80% of the population in Singapore are mandarin speaking, leaving only 20% more proficient in English.
Then again, as Lennon remarked, "We are really neither here nor there. Our English sucks, and so does our Mandarin. No one in UK understood me when I first arrived, and neither could my Taiwanese friends understand my mandarin".
Once in the lecture, the lecturer announced the cancellation of the afternoon session. To confirm this, Lennon turned to the guy next to him, a Brit and here was the conversation:
Lennon: So in the afternoon we got nothing?Brit: Huh???Lennon thinks for a while and goes, "So we have the afternoon off, don't we?"Brit: Oh yeah!Yet another incident...
Lennon: Hey, if you're going to town, can I follow your car?Brit: Why do you want to follow my car? Do you need a lift???Our English can be so bad, really. Not to mention the very common "
nowSadays", "
Can you BORROW ME your pen?" and I recently found out "
Melbum" is really part of Australia.
Can anyone tell me where the "M" is in the spelling ogf Melbourne???
Oh, I was contemplating doing a "Scan and Tag" of that yearbook picture.
That person is bloody lucky my scanner is the type that can only scan sheets of paper, not the copier type scanner.